Ability		Mod	Save
STR	16	+3	+3
DEX	16	+3	+3
CON	18	+4	+6
INT	10	+0	+0
WIS	10	+0	+0
CHA	10	+0	+0

Medium Construct (Any)

AC 17 (natural armor)

HP 34 (4d8+16)

Speed

30 ft., Climb 30 ft.

Proficiency Bonus

2

Challenge

1/2 (XP 100)

Skills

Athletics +5

Immunities

Poisoned, Poison

Senses

Darkvision 60 ft.

Gear

Scimitar, Flintlock (Pistol)

Bottom Treader

The Steelbeard cannot swim, and it sinks to the bottom of any body of water. It takes no penalties to its movement or attacks underwater. It is immune to the effects of being underwater at a depth greater than 100 feet.

Actions

Scimitar

Melee Weapon Attack, one target, 5ft. reach, +5 to hit, 1d6+3 slashing damage.

Flintlock

Ranged Weapon Attack, one target, range 30/90 ft., +5 to hit, 1d10+3 piercing damage.

YAAAAARRRRR! (2/day)

The Steelbeard emits a battlecry. An aura radiates from the Steelbeard in a 30-foot Emanation until the end of its next turn. While in the aura, the Steelbeard’s allies have Resistance to Bludgeoning, Piercing, and Slashing from nonmagical attacks.

Bonus Actions

Rapid traversal

The Steelbeard shoots a grappling hook at a surface within 30 feet that it can see and is instantly moved to that surface without provoking opportunity attacks.

Notes

A construct whose programmed purpose is to be the most stereotypical pirate that ever pirated, the steelbeard ruthlessly pursues any opportunity to loot and plunder. The eyepatch is purely cosmetic.